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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



yngwies Cat 7:58 Wed Jun 27
Magpies
Shit Birds, make a right racket. I hate them.

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The Dursley Massive 8:01 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
Evil cunts.

Had paranoid delusions about them in my student dope smoking days. Bastards were following me. And laughing.

fraser 8:02 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
Seem much friendlier here than in Oz, where the fuckers swoop you

w4hammer 8:03 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
between magpies, a jay, crows and FUCKING parakeets, I can barely hear and watch the football in my garden in leafy chiswick.

And dont get me started on the fucking sqirrels!

Hello Mrs. Jones 8:04 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
I'm old enough to remember that it was rare to see one.
Saw a Hoopoe today btw.


I'm in Mallorca though before you twitchers start bombarding me with Whomails

arsene york-hunt 8:05 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
La gazza ladra - Rossini

Cheezey Bell-End 8:12 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
The Australian ones are unrelated.. But yes, they do attack you. I remember getting to school at 10am once from trying to avoid one..

yngwies Cat 8:19 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
Got some nesting out the back, fuckin hell what a noise. Can you done for shooting birds? Not the ones without wings (bingos ) included.

Mr Anon 8:25 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
yngwies Cat 8:19 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies

Yes you would. And why would you want to?!

If you've got them in your back garden you can make friends with them pretty easy, they will start to bring you shiny gifts in return for food

The Dursley Massive 8:38 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
Can’t you shoot them? What about pheasants and pigeons and shit?

Country folk trap them, then use their cries to attract the other magpies before sniping them.

yngwies Cat 8:39 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
Mr Anon 8:25 Wed Jun 27

Alright Dr Dolittle.

ironsofcanada 8:48 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
I lived in small town the southwestern States for a bit. Black currents absolutely thrived there and when they were season, the magpies gorged themselves for a few weeks.

So you got street and sidewalks and everything covered in pale purple.

Never liked them since.

J.Riddle 9:12 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
Penguin is my current favourite Magpie

http://youtu.be/JmgN5x5OFfw

Westham67 9:27 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
Anyone remember Magpie the kid's TV program


https://www.google.com.vn/search?q=magpie+tv+program&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjnr8jdv_TbAhUCQH0KHaFLBIcQ_AUICigB&biw=1366&bih=662#imgrc=qBHsNkDeqtqvIM:

Peterboroughiron 9:29 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
Mrs Jones you nearly got me all excited
Sadly Majorca and Tenerife are my only hoopoe spots

mallard 9:53 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
Many bird lovers would happily shoot a Magpie

Cheezey Bell-End 10:00 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
Yes, they raid nests.

Nurse Ratched 10:32 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
You are all stupid apes.

Magpies are beautiful and clever.

Hammer and Pickle 10:38 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
They are the cocky spivs of the hedgerow and need putting in their place.

My cats are poofs though.

JAC 10:41 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
You can shoot them and I do...A menace to all nesting songbirds etc...evil fuckers along with Jays and crows...Almost as bad as domestic cats for killing so many fledglings.

Just bought a Larsen trap to catch the magpies,they are legal and can be bought off Ebay......My mate killed 44 last summer,scummy birds.Fucking hate them,saw 2 of them attacking a Chaffinch nest full of chicks 2 weeks ago,managed to wing one of the fuckers,hope it died a painful death.

Johnson 10:41 Wed Jun 27
Re: Magpies
Effette cuckolds like you then Thickle.

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